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Posted 11 hours ago with 15,886 notes | reblogAnonymous asked: What happens to someone if they're screwed by a tigerpandalizard and then he tries to eat their soul What are they going to do then? Well he's going to hand cuff himself to the ceiling because he knows hes a monster and then he'll almost die of starvation but the person he fucked is going to come and sacrifice themselves so he lives but he'll reject them because he doesn't think theyd taste good so the poor person feeling unwanted promptly shoves their razor nails into him and pulls his guts out
What a lovely thing to do. :)
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